Goddamn Hippies.
Y’all are gonna love me for this shit. I am getting a turbo-diesel old-ass VW wagon tomorrow. Now I can FINALLY join the throngs of smug new-gen Portlanders who have “BioDiesel” and “CoExist” stickers on their cars! You’ll see me at Trader Joes buying shit and drinking my morning latte at Stumptown before long. I love being a hypocrite, it makes being uncivilized easier to cope with (think about that one..). Does anyone read this crap or am I massaging my own ego by having a website? I killed God because he was gonna kill me first.
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